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Dan Kellner (That's me!) is a self-employed, award-winning graphic designer, web development consultant, and Olympic fencer. He spends a lot of time working from his sofa, and this is a platform for his thoughts and illustrations about working from home, the view from the couch, fencing, and just about anything else he feels like.

 

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18
Feb

2

Respect the ‘Stache

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I think the pictures speak for themselves… Respect the ’stache.

 

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‘Stache courtesy of Vanita Salisbury.

 

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23
Dec

0

Today’s Links That Just Make Me Want to Be Better

Here is a list of links found today that just make me want to be a better illustrator/designer/creative-type person:

  1. Thinking About Design Trends - Design Mind
  2. Designer Neologisms - Design Mind
  3. Barney Bubbles: Optics and Semantics - Design Observer
  4. 8 Inspiring Type Specimens - Designer Daily
  5. From Pascal - Drawn and Quarterly
  6. 100 Cereal Box Covers - from the aeron
  7. A - Z of Web Design - iampaddy
  8. Doug Chiang - Lines and Colors
  9. Mediocore - Mediocore

 

Please feel free to add links you’ve found today below.

 

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11
Dec

2

WordPress Function: Recent Posts With Number of Comments


Just like every other blogger, I read a lot of blogs. And, if you’ll allow me to put on my Captain Obvious superhero suit for a second, I’ve noticed that just about every blog has a “Recent Posts” list in its sidebar. I even have one on this blog (just look to the right). Some even have a “Most Popular Posts” list.

 

What I wanted (but couldn’t find no matter how hard I searched the WordPress Codex and Google) was a way to display a list of recent posts with the number of comments for that post next to it.

 

Enter David Link of UpsideStudio and his elegant solution:

 

<?php query_posts('showposts=10'); ?>

<?php while (have_posts()) : the_post(); ?>
<li id="recent-<?php the_ID(); ?>"><a href="<?php the_permalink(); ?>" rel="bookmark" title="Permalink to <?php the_title(); ?>"><?php the_title(); ?></a> (<?php comments_number('0', '1', '%'); ?>)</li>
<?php endwhile;?>

 

This is a great way to show your readers how many comments you have on your recent posts. You can also substitute the comments_popup_link tag for comments_number.

 

Thanks David!

 

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10
Dec

10

Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Ajax?


Don’t get me wrong, I think Ajax (and especially jQuery) is very cool and is undoubtedly useful for both Internet design and usability.

 
However, with the explosion of all the plugins, widgets, and animation, do you think we’ll see a backlash against Ajax similar to the one we saw against Macromedia Adobe Flash a few years ago? Granted, Flash has SEO issues that Ajax doesn’t, but…

 
…Is there such a thing as too much Ajax?
What do you think?

 

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8
Dec

0

Sofa-Employed Advice on I Am Paddy


Paddy Donnelly has created a great post featuring advice for all walks of life from all over the Internet and my advice from Success: The Difference Between What You’re Willing to Do and What You Have to Do has been included.

 

All the advice is really good and I encourage you to check it out!

 

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6
Dec

10

Landing Larger Web Projects


If you’ve been doing freelance web work for a while but haven’t been getting the bigger jobs you want, below are some nuggets of information I’ve used that will help you get better and more lucrative gigs:

 

1. Be like Judd Apatow.

Do you know how Judd Apatow gets so many films made? He presents the studio with a complete (well-priced) package - a script, writers, a director, producers, and stars. That being said, if you’re a designer, partner with a programmer, and if you’re a programmer, find a designer. Present yourself as an entity that can complete an entire project, front-end to back, and don’t forget about SEO or analytics. There are very few people who can do both design and code well enough to land and support a large client. Having two people at meetings is better than having one. Plus, it always helps to have another set of eyes when it comes to testing.

 

2. A rose by any other name…

+ Continue reading…

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4
Dec

7

Good, Fast, and Cheap

In 2001, when I first met my business partner, Colin, he explained to me the concept of “good, fast, and cheap” as it applies to indie film making. You get to choose two of three. You can make a film good and fast, but it’s going to be expensive. You can produce a good film cheaply, but it’s going to get done slowly. Finally, you can make a film fast and cheap, but it isn’t going to be good.

 

This same model can (and should) be applied to web design and development, especially when dealing with a prospective new client. Feel free to explain it to them. If they don’t insult your profession by demanding a fully featured custom e-commerce site designed and built from scratch in one month for ten bucks, you can even be nice about it. + Continue reading…

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3
Dec

8

Success: The Difference Between What You’re Willing to Do and What You Have to Do


As I posted on I Got My Start, I started fencing when I was 13 because of a video game I had for my Commodore 64. And when I retired from competition seventeen years and thousands of hours of practice later, I was a member of the 2004 US Olympic Fencing Team, a seven-time member of the US National Team, US National Champion, Pan-American Games Champion, and ranked 1st in the US and 10th in the world.

 

However, at the end of 1999, I was 23 years old and competing in Seoul, South Korea at the World Championships. We, the US Men’s Foil Team, had just been eliminated from the competition. As I removed my sweaty uniform in disappointment at our performance, the realization that I was not going to qualify for the 2000 Sydney Summer Olympic Games smacked me in the face. + Continue reading…

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2
Dec

0

TweeterMeter®

I have an idea to expand the functionality of TweetDeck (Or, it could be a separate app.), that was inspired by Beth Harte’s recent post posing the question, “Is Social Media scalable?” and Mack Collier’s response to the post. I’m calling the new functionality TweeterMeeter®.

 

Currently, TweetDeck lets you separate people into groups and favorites, but what if your group, favorites or number of followers gets so large that all the tweets becomes unmanageable? How would you find the more useful tweets? TweeterMeter® would let you rate (i.e. 1-10, number of stars, naming system, etc) your followers and fellow tweeters and keep track of the the number of tweets and replies. People who are following you would have their avatar marked. You could then sort and display tweets based not only on time of reply, but also on rating, number of tweets to/from a person, and whether the person is one of your followers. Filters could be added so that tweets that only contain certain phrases (which you define) would be pushed to the top or bottom of the list and conversations could be threaded as well.

 

Your attention span my not scale infinitely, but maybe this could help focus it.

 

Anybody else think this is a useful idea?

 

Am I ripping off something that’s already out there? (I couldn’t find anything quite like this in links to Twitter tools I found or was provided.)

 

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30
Nov

1

Book By Its Cover


If you enjoy looking at beautifully designed and illustrated books, you need to visit Brooklyn artist Julia Rothman’s site, Book By Its Cover.

 

The books and interviews on the site provide a great source of eye candy and artistic inspiration, covering a range of styles and types of books, from comics to fine art, children’s books to sketchbooks.

 

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29
Nov

0

I Got My Start


Check out I Got My Start, a site I found via Twitter, and submit your story of how you got your start at anything in your life.

 

The site is the creation of James Dickey, a self-described fan of biographies and autobiographies, who is “constantly fascinated by how people got into their field.” + Continue reading…

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5
Nov

6

Burke 85″ Three-Cushion Sofa in Darwin Mushroom

Burke 85" Three-Cushion Sofa
This is my sofa. This is my office. (Though the picture above is actually from the Room & Board website.)

 

I figured it’d be a good idea for my first post to be about the sofa that I spend so much time on and inspired the theme of this blog. Well, it’s a Burke 85″ Three Cushion Sofa in Darwin Mushroom from Room & Board. It’s really comfortable for working and holds up to spills well. The cushions need to be rotated regularly and the seat cushions tend to slide forward, but all in all, my wife and I are really happy with the purchase.

 

So, I guess my question to you is what type of sofa do you work on?

 

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